My boyfriend thought he’d pick a random episode of House to watch the other night. Guess which one he picked…

Save me emotional support Taco Bell the eagles have broken my heart

They really all said this year and my bank account didn’t get the memo 😂😭

WHAT

😭😭😭

I’m shocked!!!

Hot

“wHaT RaDiCaLiZeD yOu?” idk, im not a piece of shit

SEPTA isn’t funded, the streets aren’t plowed, no one picked up my trash for a month in the middle of summer… is there like one (1) thing our tax dollars do besides paying cops to stand in Target and scratch their balls, or??

lol they just salted on top of the 20 inches on snow on my block

hey so just a reminder that if yall can put all this energy into emailing and calling ticketmaster executives you better be putting the same energy into calling your state representatives and voting :)

This is, in fact, the kind of development that should terrify every American. The intermingling of private business with government policy, especially business that involves massive data and policy that lacks appropriate legislation, is an insidious pathway to long term fascism.

lol my street just got plowed. it’s only been 4 days since the snowstorm 🙃

Got em and Ticketmaster thought that was suspicious 😂Robyn

If you did not see the Lizzie McGuire movie in theaters you better not be trying for tickets next week

I’m ready 😭

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Some snowflakes from last night

Bestie duty!

If there’s a class action over this, I’m probably going to be able to retire