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TRUMP JUST CALLED ME AND SAID I’M THE BEST FED CHAIRMAN EVER. HE ALSO TOLD ME HE’S THINKING OF LEAVING ME AS FED CHAIR WHEN HE’S THE PRESIDENT

YOU ASKED FOR A 25BPS RATE CUT AND GOT 50. STOP SELLING YOU FVCKING ANIMALS ISN’T THIS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR?

THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN FIXED WITH THIS 50BPS RATE CUT SO FAR - THE ECONOMY - THE STOCK MARKET - INFLATION - CLIMATE CHANGE - WORLD PEACE - YOUR MOM

All time highs mf’ers

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Me showing my wife how I made $557 after the Fed announced a 50bps rate cut but ended down $7,989 when the market closed

Mission Incompetent

Fvcking legend

This should be taken off the internet forever

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Boomers selling their homes for $2 million after buying them in 1969 for 7 raspberries

Never deleting this app

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