cat owners be like:

"What I mean when I ask for a blowjob"

. . . M.... muscles...

Hear me out. . .

#子宮恋愛で感動したシーン #子宮恋愛だと思うもの

just went through my nephews phone and seen this 💔

//... chat... oops I kinda like.... got my phone ran over by a car... if I unadded anyone it's cause my guardians went through my shit, and uh... I may or may have not.... gotten in trouble an then got my phone ran over.... PLEASE TEXT ME IF YOU STILL WANNA BE FRIENDS

Call Me a bad girl. Then rail me bro like I'm so done pretending I don't want to be best tamed.

Can't help I bro I'm acually so done pretending.

Honestly... it's normal with me at this point-

The I'm not surprised knowing you

Just saying I've known you for a little bit now and uh.... you've said some.... rather... interesting things...

... you wanna try that again?

[Cutely pulls up our dms in x and our old ones on discord]

NO. PLEASE GOD NO.