"Is everything okay? That robot seems really angry" - quotes from production meetings 1/many to come

I do work in an office most of the time but I still miss working in the one where I could go upstairs to bother @LeslieDoesTweet whenever it struck my fancy

1. Lock screen 2. Home screen 3. Last song played 4. Last picture saved tagging Alice Shearon cause I’m nosy

“Maybe you joined the company as a marketer but you think ‘hey ticketing would be really cool’…well…maybe not ticketing… maybe talent buying” - my company’s owner Me, in ticketing: 😠

I hate April Fools Day because 1. I've seen enough ridiculous stuff be true to take everything seriously, and, 2. I forget what day it is constantly. I just got mad about a post saying it's Shakespeare's birthday. "No, it's not!" No, it is not. It's April Fools Day. I'm the fool.

I love when you’re stage managing something and the cast make you come out for the end of bows and you and the other backstage people just blink blearily under the bright lights like the lil mole people that you are

my special skill is not screaming when I see men I've worked with for months after they shave their beards for the first time #boxofficelivetweet

the friendly neighborhood busker outside my venue has broken into an original rendition of "don't lose your ticket on your phone" and honestly? inspired stuff. 10/10 #boxofficelivetweet

Renz Novani - Oracle: Do You Want to See the Future? ☆☆☆☆ worldmagicreview.com/2022/08/13/ren… Edinburgh Festival Fringe Lorenzo Novani theSpaceUK

You: I want affordable housing (with some character), ability to walk to a cafe/restaurant/bar, decent parks/trails, quick drive to state/national parks, some significant architecture. Me: Try a Rust Belt City You: Ew.

I got a work email containing the phrase “October is right around the corner” and honestly I’m going to start charging for that attitude

Luis Carreon: La Bestia ☆☆☆☆ worldmagicreview.com/2022/08/27/lui… Chicago Magic Lounge

Guy Fawkes was 35 the first and only time he tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament so don’t rush yourself to make your mark on the world, you have time xxx

she’s a 10 but she buys way more books than she reads

That’s my emotional support half melted iced coffee

I email people “no problem!” a lot considering the huge problems they are causing

“Discount Martin Sheen can’t hurt us anymore” - #boxofficelivetweet (I re-downloaded Twitter for this tweet)

“If you have to stab Steve, we understand” #boxofficelivetweet

got called ‘Tickets’ as a nickname for the first time today and I am equal parts flattered and appalled #boxofficelivetweet