no one: me: do you want ur present now

RSPB Ham Wall tonight. Stunning!

The Queen's Gambit has been viewed by 62 million people. The producer, Allan Scott, is on BBC News talking about how it took 30 years, with 9 rewrites, and every studio he showed it to said that no one would be interested in chess. PLEASE PERSEVERE WITH THAT THING YOU'RE MAKING

We all need a bit of a lift, so here’s my favourite BBC News / Sky News / other British news moments of 2020.

They also don’t walk round fucking Sainsbury’s, David

We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling to bring you a joyful deer prancing across a beach at sunrise 🦌 🌅

Uk Government : Stop the UK from allowing EU banned bee-killing pesticide to be reintroduced - Sign the Petition! chng.it/hjDHtFSB via Change.org UK

.The University of Manchester really outdone themselves with this advice. Seem to have confused national lockdown in Manchester with 2 weeks in Bali

Greta Thunberg waiting in the tall grass for as long as it takes.

24 hours difference. Dramatic Derek

I can’t stop laughing at this. At least he’s a confident child 😂😂😂

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

Why is the divorce rate among socks so high

Funny story. I ordered some daffs from asda this week which didn't turn up so I complained and got a refund. Turns out Dave thought they were spring onions and they've been in the fridge for the last 3 days

Part 2 of my "ICE FLOW" series is almost finished. Love those abstract views of rivers from above. Especially in winter.

Shelter in the Mist 🌄