Best way to procrastinate (in my opinion) is exploring random places on Google maps.

Going as a chickpea this halloween because I have IBS

This cast is absolutely unhinged #MAFSUK

The only couple I’m rooting for is the couple in the TUI idents #MAFSUK

More things you say in your thirties

Bring on retirement

Alexa, play American Idiot by Greenday

Well at least we don’t need to worry about an alien invasion anymore. If aliens landed on this planet they’d take one look around and shoot straight back up into space.

I’d say I spend 90% of my days muttering “fucks sake” under my breath

Celebrating Christmas this year by walking in front of influencers in central just as they’re about to get the perfect Christmas lights snap

Sounds like something AI would write

Anthropologie revealing this years Christmas shop

Have been purchasing an alarming number of little treats for myself recently

Turning over in bed so I can flip my thoughts and review them from a different angle

Alright then, let’s start from the beginning shall we. I met some really great people on here but that was when a little blue bird ran things and not a tyrant. Thanks for nothing Musk, you big shit. Stay in touch. I’m on Instagram and TikTok too Alice Etches 👋🏻