Did you hear about this BABY KILLER who tried to give his gf abortion pills?? MEN ARE TRASH. Now excuse me. I have an appointment at Planned Parenthood to suck out this fetus growing inside me before the dad realizes I'm preggers. #MyBodyMyChoice #abort postcrescent.com/story/news/201…

I had my 5 year old nephew try on a dress because he might be trans and he should get to explore gender fluidity. But he kept shouting, "I don't like dresses! Dresses are for girls!" What a transphobic little shit.

Wow, what an amazing dog! I'm going to invite him to give the khutbah at my mosque next week. buff.ly/2AaMgM8

People have been complaining about Winston Churchill, but we can't forget that he was a closeted homosexual. Criticizing the man is textbook homophobia. Yes, he was the architect of the Bengal Famine, killing millions. But he was also gay, so we have to be nuanced.

A lot of people ask me: "You are my shero, Shaykha! How can I support you?" I don't need support bc I'm a strong, independent LGBT woman of color. BUT you can contribute to my new Foundation. Consider this a great opportunity for you to make a difference. buff.ly/2Epe83v

Just because two penguins want to live a gay lifestyle doesn't mean they want to have kids. The Sydney Aquarium needs to do a better job accommodating LGBTQIA+ birds.

So typical of a cis-het white male to dismiss my brilliance as trolling. He probably is an incel MAGA bro too.

I have 9 felony charges against me in Egypt and 12 felony charges in Kazakhstan. I am tweeting this from a cold jail cell, fighting for my life. Thankfully the repressive regimes give me a smartphone and free WiFi so I can tweet about how terribly their treating me.

Ahmadis are amazing! It's like if you want to be a Muslim without having to worry about praying, fasting, or any of the other theological requirements of Islam! Super convenient.

People need to chill about Hillary. If she says Bill Clinton diddling Monica Lewinsky wasn't abuse of power, we have to believe her. And it makes sense if you really think about it. Bill Clinton was a progressive Democrat. How could a Democrat abuse power? Simply impossible!

In 50 years, we'll recognize that the greatest crime of our generation was forcing children to go to school without their consent. Most kids don't want to go to school, they hate it. Despite their lack of consent, parental monsters FORCE them. This is where rape culture starts.

You can't be an LGBTQIA+ ally unless you have engaged in gay/lesbian sex at least once in your life. #facts I'm tired of all these fake allies. Unless you're comfortable trying out gay sex, you're a homophobe. Don't @ me.

Sigh. Denial.

Absolutely.

If Martin Luther King wrote his "I have a dream" speech today, he would start it by listing his preferred pronouns.

Transgender women who are convicted of crimes belong in women's prisons. Sure some of the transgender women might commit sexual assault (which is terrible and should be denounced). But what is 100 times more terrible is for transgender women to be misgendered. #transisbeautiful

Ugh the Instagram filters are making my hijab look extra fugly today. I always knew their software programmers were damn islamophobes.

Sinead O'Connor is an ISLAMOPHOBE because converting to Islam is cultural appropriation of the WORST kind. Another example of white people trying to colonize Muslims!

I'm trying to think of the perfect Halloween costume. Is there any way I can incorporate my turban hijab into something really slutty? #GirlPower #MyBodyMyChoice

I don't think Twitter is doing enough to make me feel safe. A good start would be to ban all white people. Unless they're LGBTQIA+ obviously.