I know she puts on the best puppet shows

Gotta make sure my girl know I'm the leader of my friend group

One of my favorite Adventure Time edits:

Bruh I gotta fight 12 year olds AND GOKU???

Every time I go to DC, I become more convinced they should ban all cars in DC

Hypothetically, if shawty was like a Melody in your head that you can’t keep out, would she have you singing like NA-NA-NA-NA every day?

Going to a work happy hour. If I’m not happy when I get there I want a refund.

The best teacher

Its starting to get cold at night so we are really just 1 “weather dropped like it saw a state trooper” viral tweet away from the formal end of summer and beginning of autumn

. George Mason University officials joined community partners at the Science & Technology Campus in Manassas to celebrate Mason's 50th Anniversary and the promise ahead. #Mason50 #MasonNation Read more ➡️ gmu.edu/news/2022-09/m…

Room full of robot but no kids. Must be new team draft day. Wshs captains selecting the 2022-2023 Robotics team. See you at HoCo

You know, I’ve never called a customer support number and have them go “we are experiencing the regular amount of calls”

Bruh, why is Pizza Hut pizza like $20 for a large??? No shot they think their pizza is worth 2 Costco pizzas!

One of the many reasons why Dr Huang was one of the best professors I had at GMU

Happy Eid from University Career Services!

PLEASE tell me there’s a LINKIN PARK soundtrack that comes with it

So why do we need AI for walking? Like this is just roller skates with more steps

May this Eid al-Adha bring joy, peace, and unity to the hearts and homes of Muslims across America on this great holiday. Eid Mubarak!

Peely is missing in this FortniteGame chapter. Ty Hill would you care to comment?

22 years ago, linkin park released ‘in the end’ x.com/pcmedia2000s/s…