The most important thing about the Assisted Dying Bill: People will try to end their own lives anyway. They might succeed, they might not and the consequences might be terrible. The rich will go to Switzerland. The poor can’t. Those opposing it will send their loved ones to jail.

I wouldn’t want this fighty bloke near the women and children.

Blimey, the angry ‘must protect women’ people, really don’t like women, do they? 😬

Christian Conservative.

Indeed. Rest in peace your mentions….

Ferret is a woman fuckface, and most probably taking a break for the women hating men threatening her in her mentions. The idea you cunts are going to “protect children” is for the birds. You can’t even behave yourself online.

Morning dog walk, the fields are full of butterflies, mostly meadow browns and my favourite wildflowers are blooming. Sunlight is the best disinfectant. 😊

Time was a distinguished, longstanding, professional journalist would make some effort to establish whether a rumour had any basis in fact before publishing “questions” about it to more than a million people.

We've counted, and there is a maximum of 50-60 at Nick Tenconi's much-vaunted UKIP rally in Nottingham. Mass deportations? He can't even organise a mass demonstration. Another absolute shambles. What a clown. Unite Against Fascism Stand Up To Racism

All 60 of UKIP been taken to train station in Nottingham, pursued by anti fascists. We also liberated UKIP' of their leaflets etc... Stand Up To Racism @Searchlightmagazine

A thread of replies from the “dignified and respectful” debate I see…

If I brought a loud hailer and said that Tommen uses his grift money to pay for expensive holidays and tasteless clobber, I wonder how long I’d be allowed to speak freely.

My flat is no longer 32° and as humid as the Vietnam jungle. Currently lying on my sofa feeling a little chilly tbh. Hashtag smug face.

I’m a super healthy eater. This evening my supper consists of two cheese and marmite sausage rolls, a packet of pickled onion crunchy claws and some cider which counts as one of your five a day.

Don’t take photos of women and girls in loos whoever you are or whatever your purpose. You cannot claim to care about the safety of women and girls if you photograph them in public facilities and publish them.

Last night Kemi Badenoch, Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage were all on my street. How?🧵 I live between 2 pubs in a busy part of town. It gets pretty wild at closing time - I’ve seen countless fights, drunken vandalism, accidents, every conceivable bodily function🤢 1/

And if Reform keep building, this will be our country. Brace yourselves, folks. It’s going to be a long summer. 9/9

Dr Cockroach PhD is sending me lots of of messages after he blocked. If he can’t face me on Twitter, he’d be lost if he came across me when he’s policing women’s loos. 😂

A man explaining to me how he’ll use technology to photograph women entering loos so he doesn’t have to hang around them, is the biggest red flag of the day. 🚩

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