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is ChatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery

the reason i stay up late is because i don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

now i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

it’s fucking weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping

Co-parenting a pet with an ex

Finally he boarded 😂

wdym getting tattooed isn’t a monthly recurring adult bill

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The final boss

People get real angry when I forget to reply for a couple of days or five years or whatever.

I can't be the only person who eats their ice cream with peanuts

when u hurt me this is who ur hurting

You know what's nice? 8hrs of sleep.

Insane 😂

Thibs should go coach the Sun's next

i need you to take this BTS very seriously.

Seeing bonk. 𐕣 🐙 wasn't on my bingo card this morning but here we are 😍✨

I need coffeeee it's freezing 🥶

Having friends who work nearby fucking rules 🥹

You gotta have that mutual music taste to really hit it off with my soul