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If you're not putting oat milk in your oatmeal then you're not oatmaxing and I don't have time for unserious people

bro did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes

“do the eagles have a plan to stop patrick mahomes?” do the chiefs have a plan to stop the power of love? the power of friendship? the power of believing that together, we can climb any mountain?

whew, that was close

white guys be like my name is Alex

do we *know* we need bowling shoes? or is that just what they’re telling us? something to think on

I hate my fucking roommates I can’t keep doing this

The squirrel has no well-founded reason to run from me, but it does. The robin, too, takes flight if I just amble by. Yet here foolhardy waits the burger, beneath my growing shadow

was wondering if I could bring water into the aquarium but I figure they’ll have plenty

The amazing thing about "Who Let the Dogs Out" is when they say WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO It sounds like the titular dogs barking

hear me out. a hotel. but for dogs.

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive

Got shanked by a goblin in the enchanted pine barrens of New Jersey

on amtrak enjoying the fall foliage of the u.s. northeast corridor during golden hour

Hike at the Museum

why is this whole app engagement bait now

hopecore

new Pluribus ad campaign just dropped

everyone that just lost fantasy: real everyone that just won fantasy: actually no it’s 100% skill just say you’re bad at fantasy lol [screenshot of their win]