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Somebody's on the Charlie again

I wish it was 1979 when I remember we rioted and fought against these fascists. But it's not. It's 1939. We're fecked

Been called a bloke far more times than I can remember. Papers called up my mum in the 80s & said they were writing up a piece about how I was really a man. It all becomes so Meh after a bit. Don’t waste life spinning over how other people see you. We’re all wankers to someone.

#FollowBackFriday This is going to be a historic year, the total wipe out of the vile party. If you're looking forward to it give me a follow.

I am a British Jew People like Gideon Falter-an extremist ideologue involved in the illegal settlements in the Occupied Palestinian Territories - trying to influence British institutions with dishonourable intentions do Jewish people a great disservice We are not all like this

when she tells you she has a boyfriend

#AccidentalPartridge

And the desperate lies have begun

"I double dare you motherfucker! Say 'our plan is working' one more time."

"Move him side-f***ing-ways NOW!!!"

Garfields dead 🥲

The bartender prefers his presidential candidates to be more rapey than sniffy.

UK drops its opposition to international arrest warrant for Benjamin Netanyahu, removing key hurdle to one being issued and underlining tougher stance towards Israel taken by the new govt 👇🏼 theguardian.com/law/article/20…

Excellent

'Roger, I see you. Tell your mother-in-law to take some equity release, reduce the amount you're set to inherit & she can have a new boiler by tea.' James O'Brien is accused by caller Roger of falling for 'flimfam' regarding Labour's winter fuel policy. He's not having any of it.

Looks like I'll have to cancel my plan to give Taylor Swift a £100m PPE contract and a peerage.

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom. He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a

Goodbye, America. Never speak to Me again.