Spring thaw dirty snow in NL is giving Oreo McFlurry

Does it bode poorly for me that my dad doesn’t have fingerprints

No Scorpio in chart but too scorpionic to keep tweeting things when no one likes my tweets even tho I just started Twitter and only have a few followers

Hot take: the internet is fun and I enjoy myself here

Second bunny cake attempt. Tried to decorate with candy but those candies are also used for the eyes and nose of the bunny cake so taken to it’s logical conclusion the bunny cake is in a very dangerous place

Once I find all the little eggs it’s over for u h**s

Students emailing me to ask if 123helpme.com is a scholarly source

Love to see a good thesis statement end in “or not”.

Things that I don’t find intuitive: yard work, taxes, turning on/off a printer

But what if spam folder is flirtier and more complimentary than regular email folder

Some days I think I would be good at having kids and other days I remember when I dyed my cat pink w beet juice

Literally how do ppl sit still for more than 45 minutes??????

Chronically resisting the urge to ask ppl to chase me after 45 mins of sitting still at a meeting

Thinking about when students give nice gifts like travel mugs that say best teacher ever but then when you use it people think you bought it for yourself

Why do the Angostura bitters labels go up so high??????? If dr bronners can figure it out they Shld be able to????

Bottle of dr bronner’s but instead it’s all of the service Canada EI eligibility questions

Anyone else always confusing the number 4 w the letter r or is that just me?