Scream singing drivers license in the car while happily in a relationship hits different

For whatever reason I will never forget my 5th grade teacher Mrs. Macewan telling me off and including the statement: “if I went and got a degree” and I’m in a masters program now like 🤔 should I find her when I’ve got my second degree next year?

This has really been on my mind a lot. Everywhere is hiring. Everywhere is understaffed. Everyone is being overworked. Your service workers are TIRED. Please be kind. Please be human. Please tip. Please be patient and understanding with policies and outages.

why am I crying right now

Spotify tried to read me today by giving me a birth chart. Accurate? Michael Gungor 😂

If you are in the south and see a customer mistreating an employee, please do the employee a favor and ask the customer where they go to church. Works every time.

pov: me currently being forced to sleep a single night without my boyfriend, curled up in bed with pizza watching this Netflix show about dogs🥺😭

A relationship where we’re both simps for each other >>>>>>>>>

can someone explain

me with literally any minor inconvenience

Michelob said they’d provide beer at our wedding if I get 20K retweets. Do your thing Twitter and help us out 🤪 Meagan Michelob ULTRA #UltraWedding

last night as a room is commenting on how tall my mans is, someone said to me “I’m sure you get asked all the time, but.. how tall are YOU?” I said, “actually no, everyone sees him and goes “ooh tall” and they glance right over me”😂 It’s nice to be seen😂

The healer also needs healing. The planner also needs surprises. The giver also needs to receive. The thoughtful also needs to be thought of. The considerate also needs to be considered.

Lol the vibe tho

Half of my timeline has covid and the other half is getting engaged there’s no in between

There’s a lot happening in the world. There may be a lot happening in your world. It is okay for that to feel overwhelming, and it is okay when it doesn’t. I hope you take some time to regulate yourself. Put your feet in the grass. Drink lots of water. Hold someone you love.

A masters degree required, feed them your own snacks, teach them with your own educational materials, come twice a day, and only make $18 for a 4.5 hour day🤮 I want to believe this is a joke 🫠