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Alex Wyler

@alexwyler

Co-founder @PearCommerce
Co-founder @EatStreet
Music @twintheory89

Software, Politics, Philosophy, Bad Jokes

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Sherwood Extreme - Official Alpha Trailer youtu.be/UiCOc50axu4 Proud to have made the music for this trailer with @D_Muggz34. The game just went into alpha, but I can already that it’s something special. Cannot wait. Follow CAGE Studios for more.

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Life hack: when you finally remember that your amazon fresh groceries have been sitting outside for hours, be sure to put the pints of ice cream into the freezer SIDEWAYS so when you eat them tonight, they will have frozen with each flavor fully accessible, you absolute animal.

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Whether the real conspiracy is to exclude legitimate ballots, to include invalid ones, or just to get us fighting... Our first line of defense as a nation against these threats is to DROWN THEM OUT AT THE BALLOT BOX. Please register. Please vote.

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I overheard literally the weirdest conversation just now: Man #1: If you ever got to run the country, our suburbs would be gone! Man #2: Suburbs? you wouldn't know a suburb unless you took a wrong turn! Man #1: Oh, I know suburbs. SO much better than you!

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The vaccines are not just good. They’re amazing: “Of the roughly 75,000 people who have received one of the five in a research trial, not a single person has died from Covid, and only a few people appear to have been hospitalized.” nytimes.com/2021/02/01/bri…

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youtu.be/7UaIEaVqolU There’s no doubt anymore which show is the true spiritual successor to Jon Stewart’s Daily Show. (Not Trevor Noah. Or Colbert.)

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but in macOS you can "cut-and-paste" files with ⌘-C then Opt-⌘-V. Wait no it's me, I have been needing to hear this for 10 years.

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I'm discussing “Utilitarianism for and against” with Rodrigo Vanegas and Philosophy Seminars. Today, May 17 at 7:00 PM CDT on Clubhouse. Join us! joinclubhouse.com/event/MRGnnJ1b

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My cover of The 1975 'It's Not Living (If It's Not With You)' for Like A Version youtu.be/lmuJ_C72XZg Huge thanks to triple j for having me, this was a total honour to do, I hope you enjoy ❤️

My cover of <a href="/the1975/">The 1975</a> 'It's Not Living (If It's Not With You)' for Like A Version youtu.be/lmuJ_C72XZg

Huge thanks to <a href="/triplej/">triple j</a> for having me, this was a total honour to do, I hope you enjoy ❤️
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In low-stakes architecture brainstorms, there are two kinds of devs: 1. those who steer the conversation toward event-driven designs just so they can accidentally drop the phrase "kafka-esque" 2. Empty, humorless, corporate cogs, swallowed by a system with no purpose or escape

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Me: “Wow, Moana 2 going all-in on the lovecraftian horror angle is a bold choice.” My niece: singing and bouncing around as if cthulu-clam isn’t about to drown 6 children with cosmic indifference.