Why does Matt Hancock sit down like Woody in Toy Story when a human enters the room

Hahahah this geezer on the news 😂😂

The UK couldn’t handle KFC running out of chicken, I don’t know what made me think we’d handle a pandemic

4 months av been waiting for a haircut. Only to be hit with this. Nicola Sturgeon do us all a favour and close them again love

close the pubs

"Well worth the wait" for a BOTTLE of Corona hahahahha

🚨PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 If you’re sat next to the heater in a pub garden it is your DUTY to keep on top of the button pressing. Second it goes out - WHACK. Not up to the task, you don’t get to bask.

That’s the greatest accent I’ve ever heard

Nice easy shift that.

Sean Lock made me laugh so much. But seeing him laugh was even more rewarding

Squads for this weeks 1st, 2nd and 3rd team games. Good luck to all involved #COTB

My favourite Kev’s Christmas Cracker 🎁 Ricky Gervais did Tim Barlow not know what joke was coming? 😂 #Derek

With a hangover. What a trooper.

The Club would like to announce the Reserve Team management for the upcoming season. Ieuan Petty & Alex Williams will continue after seeing last season out as caretaker managers whilst being joined by club stalwart Neil (Muzz) Murray. Best of luck to them and the team #COTB

“He’s got a Cagoule?” Today marks 6 years of John Stones! [Soccer AM 🎥]

Gary Neville on Instagram 😂😂😂 #MUFC