How to win this year: - No porn - Lift weights - Get outside - Cancel cable - Eat real foods - Read old books - Call your parents - Toss TV off bridge - Build cash reserves - Honor your ancestors - Spend more time with family What would you add?

I think its been long enough now that we can all agree covid was a scam and the vaccines didn’t work.

Jokes about race aren’t racist - if funny Jokes about gays aren’t homophobic - if funny Jokes about trans people aren’t transphobic - if funny Equality means everyone gets joked on Protection from jokes means ur soft as baby cheeks Laughing is fun - sensitive ppl are boring

Flores>>>> levar-te de férias

My daughter got in trouble at nursery for hitting a little boy in the face with a toy car when he tried to hug her. …. 😏

I’m so tired of hearing don’t get married because 50% of marriages fail. Well that’s because more than 50% of people make stupid choices in general. I don’t live or think like an ordinary person so I don’t expect to fall into ordinary statistics.

Usem sabonete parem de usar gel de banho

Se não tas a ver resultados é pq não tas a dar tudo 🫀

HAMMER of JUSTICE: Senator Schumer is under investigation by Trump’s Acting DC US Attorney Ed Martin over his incitement of violence against conservative SCOTUS justices resulting in at least one assassination attempt.