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this seems like a totally normal response to *checks notes* some tape

Hmm 🤔 snow day Bishop Watterson HS ??

Eagles Nest Bishop Watterson HS Almost wrecked on 3 separate occasions going to/from school today, including drifting almost halfway into a busy intersection. Very scary stuff for newly licensed teenage drivers. Bishop Watterson HS

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

Capping off a long day with Michelob ULTRA! Thanks for all the support today. Also, we’ve got something for you…

Arugula really just angry spinach

I’m a freshman so I don’t know too much but I just walked past this place called Bullwinkles and it smelled like piss… is this a sign?

do you know how bad things need to get for steve from blue’s clues to step in

Insiders are chirping that Frank Ocean is shopping a new album… bit.ly/3AhfHbV

Halo game servers go down for 36 hours this is how their PR responds 💀💀💀

There is reportedly a Ukrainian fighter pilot who has taken out 6 Russian jets in air to air combat. He is being called the "Ghost of Kyiv"

Will Smith has just arrived at the Grammys with a gun.

Random.. but RuneScape was really lit !

how do people watch this

What will CJ Stroud’s legacy be at Ohio State? A quarterback who in the biggest game of his career gave every ounce he could, a truly legendary performance. All along he said his goal was not to prove the doubters wrong, but the people who believed in him right: