New addition to the stable arrived today, a Gibson Les Paul Standard 60s. I bought this for added motivation while studying my music degree. I've been playing Led Zep licks for the last couple of hours 🎸🎶

Brace yourself. This is gonna get weirder over time.

My beautiful bike, Deathwish, finally got delivered after nearly a year of shipping and testing... And the fuckers damaged the paintwork and put nearly 30 miles on the clock 💥😤🤬

To the lunatic blasting hip-hop out of their car in Montreal: If I drove a fucking Saturn, I would NOT be trying so hard to draw attention to myself.

Phone dies but, miraculously, you find a pay phone AND a coin or two to make a call. You pick up the receiver, hear the dialtone, drop the coins and... Realise that you can't remember a fucking number for anyone you know. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Finally got the results of my first year at university, and... I passed. Roll on, next semester!

Another year older today, because it's mandatory. Another year wiser, because I worked for it. #StillGotIt #Birthday

Sam Smith’s first draft was very different to the release…

Me (studying music degree): "I'm really getting comfortable with this." Bach (more than 250 years in the grave): "Try this one, du kleine scheiße."

.Steel Panther was my top artist this year on my Spotify Wrapped 2022. ... just like your mom predicted.

There is a special place in hell for people who bring noisy children or have loud conversations in the silent car of the train. Urge to throw hands is growin'

It's Mothers' Day. If you're not a mother, feel free to simulate the experience by putting your titty in my mouth in the morning, yelling at me about my porn stash at noon and asking me how to operate the TV in the evening.

When you make double-chocolate sticky toffee brownies, and the centre stays nice and gooey 😍🤩🥳😛😋 That's baking with Uncle Gator!

Once again, I'm a proud cat daddy: Three month old sisters, Mina (tabby) and Mila (socks) a.k.a. - The Danger Dumplings #kittens #CatDaddy

You vs. You is the best kind of competition. You get to decide if you win or not. #OneMoreRep

In Amsterdam, it's now 2025. You've been waiting for that one second at midnight. The more important question is: What will you do with the other 31,535,999 other seconds in the year? #EverySecondCounts

Day one of tweeting at LinkedIn Help LinkedIn until they unlock my account after I PAID $70 FOR ADS for my startup. I literally gave you guys money and was rewarded with an account restriction and hiding my account.

Why offer professionals on LinkedIn the opportunity to boost a post for money if you're just going to lock them out of their account afterwards? There was nothing against TOS, I have almost 300 connections on there, and I PAID for the service! LinkedIn Help

LinkedIn LinkedIn Help I'm starting to believe now that this has happened twice that LinkedIn LinkedIn Help does not want to see female founders succeed. What do you have against women in tech?

Should I document my entire LinkedIn LinkedIn Help journey from start to finish and put it up on Medium ? Maybe it would help other #WomenInTech not get scammed. They keep banning my account and ghosting every time I purchase one of their services.