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Alex Saint

@alexsaintxxx

πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§Britain's Finest ExportπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ AVN & XBiz-nominated performer/producer. Diver, traveller & hedonist. Publicity by @therubpr.

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New addition to the stable arrived today, a Gibson Les Paul Standard 60s. I bought this for added motivation while studying my music degree. I've been playing Led Zep licks for the last couple of hours 🎸🎢

New addition to the stable arrived today, a Gibson Les Paul Standard 60s.

I bought this for added motivation while studying my music degree.

I've been playing Led Zep licks for the last couple of hours 🎸🎢
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My beautiful bike, Deathwish, finally got delivered after nearly a year of shipping and testing... And the fuckers damaged the paintwork and put nearly 30 miles on the clock πŸ’₯😀🀬

My beautiful bike, Deathwish, finally got delivered after nearly a year of shipping and testing...

And the fuckers damaged the paintwork and put nearly 30 miles on the clock πŸ’₯😀🀬
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To the lunatic blasting hip-hop out of their car in Montreal: If I drove a fucking Saturn, I would NOT be trying so hard to draw attention to myself.

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Phone dies but, miraculously, you find a pay phone AND a coin or two to make a call. You pick up the receiver, hear the dialtone, drop the coins and... Realise that you can't remember a fucking number for anyone you know. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

Phone dies but, miraculously, you find a pay phone AND a coin or two to make a call.

You pick up the receiver, hear the dialtone, drop the coins and...

Realise that you can't remember a fucking number for anyone you know. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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Me (studying music degree): "I'm really getting comfortable with this." Bach (more than 250 years in the grave): "Try this one, du kleine scheiße."

Me (studying music degree): "I'm really getting comfortable with this."

Bach (more than 250 years in the grave):

"Try this one, du kleine scheiße."
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There is a special place in hell for people who bring noisy children or have loud conversations in the silent car of the train. Urge to throw hands is growin'

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It's Mothers' Day. If you're not a mother, feel free to simulate the experience by putting your titty in my mouth in the morning, yelling at me about my porn stash at noon and asking me how to operate the TV in the evening.

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When you make double-chocolate sticky toffee brownies, and the centre stays nice and gooey 😍🀩πŸ₯³πŸ˜›πŸ˜‹ That's baking with Uncle Gator!

When you make double-chocolate sticky toffee brownies, and the centre stays nice and gooey 😍🀩πŸ₯³πŸ˜›πŸ˜‹

That's baking with Uncle Gator!
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Once again, I'm a proud cat daddy: Three month old sisters, Mina (tabby) and Mila (socks) a.k.a. - The Danger Dumplings #kittens #CatDaddy

Once again, I'm a proud cat daddy:

Three month old sisters, Mina (tabby) and Mila (socks)

a.k.a. - The Danger Dumplings

#kittens
#CatDaddy
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In Amsterdam, it's now 2025. You've been waiting for that one second at midnight. The more important question is: What will you do with the other 31,535,999 other seconds in the year? #EverySecondCounts

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Day one of tweeting at LinkedIn Help LinkedIn until they unlock my account after I PAID $70 FOR ADS for my startup. I literally gave you guys money and was rewarded with an account restriction and hiding my account.

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Why offer professionals on LinkedIn the opportunity to boost a post for money if you're just going to lock them out of their account afterwards? There was nothing against TOS, I have almost 300 connections on there, and I PAID for the service! LinkedIn Help

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Should I document my entire LinkedIn LinkedIn Help journey from start to finish and put it up on Medium ? Maybe it would help other #WomenInTech not get scammed. They keep banning my account and ghosting every time I purchase one of their services.