Guy who is about to drink like he used to: Man I really can’t drink like i used to

What's up, brother?

Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles

me laughing at a joke i told myself in my head

so in love w my friends. i wish they lived under my bed. i would feed them snacks.

i think i’m fundamentally unloveable but i have a full-time job so i’m not really worried about that

Sundays are for sitting in deep gratitude for the things that are going right.

turning my brain off for the rest of the day bruh i just cant anymore 😅

the stanky leg is just a leg to me fr

We fukced up out here Mo

Gonna tell my kids that this is George Washington crossing the Delaware river

i was born to turn up

CURRY

CURRY OH MY GODDDDDD

When you've already given your all and it's only Tuesday

if you wanna get really drunk then watch the barbie movie and drink every time they say barbie

my goal for June is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

“finally a day off” my day off:

after grinding battlefield and arc raiders i am unfortunately addicted to call of duty 😔