This week on #TwoBearsOneCave bert kreischer displays his excessive racism towards Canadians. Thanks Bert! Stay fat and racist!

What is going on in Paradise Karwood/Kenmount area, I've heard like 4 sets of sirens going off over the last 20 minutes!? #nltraffic

Dear Google Home Dev Team, Nobody wants the live versions of songs unless we explicitly request it. Please stop it. #Google #GoogleHome #developers

Dear Google, YouTube music sucks, it's buggy, it crashes and it's missing features. Don't kill Google Music. Me, and many like me will leave and go to Spotify if you don't fix things prior to flipping the switch

Giving away 5 of these Note 8s to random people who RT this tweet over the next 24 hours. Good luck!

hey EDHRECast - I suggest you challenge the stats on Joiner Adept, while it IS a creature, it can get out early and help mana fix super early. I've had success, so confirmation bias++ but is in practically NO decks lol

Dear Koodo, for a company who deals primarily in web-based accounts/services, it would be nice if your website would actually load after you send me a spamy promotional link in a text message.

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Can anyone suggest how to un-fuck the dropdown menu in Android 12? I just updated and I hate every part of it. The big goofy buttons, the colors, etc... looks like a childs toy now. #Google #Android

Yo YMH Studios , had todays 2Bears loaded up to watch and now YT says it's violating they're TOS. Fix that shit before Tom finds out!! lol #2Bears1Cave

Winter views over the island of Newfoundland Canada, including the easternmost point in North America and the @CityofStJohns. Captured live at 12:23pm EST today from the International Space Station Feb 1, 2023

Jimmy Wong We need a separate cEDH banlist starting immediately.

Wicked explainer for why the CEDH community are taking the bans a little harder - the implications for their metagame are *not good*

We have an RC so that we can have standards across tables, shops, events, etc., but they don't actually own the format. It was our format to start, it's still ours, play by your own rules - but have the respect to Rule 0. #edh #mtgcommander

Want to give MTGO a go? Or play regularly? Daybreak Games have given me some codes to give away for 120 play points each (an entry into a league!) on the Magic Online client! I'll give them away via DMs on Monday - just retweet this, follow me and I'll pick at random! #sponsored

Some people hate fun I guess... or hate having to use their imagination for a game which revolves around it?

THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE MADE REAL

Dont ban Rhystic. Make CEDH its own format, ban it there. Problem solved. #mtg #banlist #wotc #edh #commander