everybody told me making a paper shredder for ants was a dumb idea but look who’s laughing now

All my online friends

Can’t stop imagining Jack Nicholson saying “Harry Dean Stanton couldn’t wait to get over and be nude,” but specifically in his Batman voice.

(5/5) Month 19 of bargaining, a spotlight in Jacobin, and Management is STILL slow-walking negotiations. We will not be deterred from fighting for a fair contract!

🧵ICYMI: 'Workers say PEN America is Slow-Walking Union Negotiations' by Alex Press at Jacobin. The article articulates the long and bumpy road union members have been on to get our first, fair contract - now entering the 19th month of bargaining. (1/5) jacobin.com/2024/05/pen-am…

'New Yorkers for Local Businesses' is a corporate lobbying group trying to kill a far-reaching wage theft enforcement bill.

It is backed almost exclusively by McDonald's franchisees -- including some that have faced wage theft suits and paid settlements.

nysfocus.com/2024/05/09/mcd…

man this one really builds like a horror story thebaffler.com/salvos/the-pro…

Is Mercedes really 'neutral' in this union vote?

Depends who they're talking to.

On the public-facing side of the fence: VOTE!

On the worker-facing side of the fence: VOTE NO!

Don't get fooled. Mercedes workers are voting UAW YES, May 13-17.

RFK Jr.'s campaign says the worm that ate part of his brain will not affect his ability to serve as president.

'This densely populated patch of earth has become a cesspool of raw sewage, endless fields of rubble and pulverized asbestos, the toxic particulate matter of explosives and other military chemicals, water and air pollution, and inescapable filth.' electronicintifada.net/content/gazas-…

[taking you aside after your joke flops] You're almost out of the friend group

lol nypost.com/2024/05/06/us-…

obvious explanation is it's a bunch of rich people and Ivy League types now politico.com/news/magazine/…