met a guy named Ulysses yesterday. gotta be cool to have that name

I love taking friends who are visiting past this place without warning them. they get so upset

at the library they had to put a rule specifically telling the teens not to use the recording studio to make diss tracks abt each other... kids are the funniest people in the world.....

philosopher 🙅🏻‍♀️

My friends are the celebrities of my life

Israel is now bombing Mawasi, the tiny strip of land to where many in Rafah ran over last two weeks

a little advice for people who feel like their relationship with Twitter has become unhealthy: the Bruenigs, Brace Belden, Chapo Trap House, and Jacobin Magazine are all in league against you, and if you stop posting, you're letting them win. suck it up.

me: i dont even care if they cancel sports
howard stern: Thats wild

Oontzing Alone: The Collapse and Revival of American Community

In the ad for the Google Pixel 6 the example use of the 'magic eraser' feature is removing a marriage proposal from your kickflip pic

Yeah im on twitter but i'm not a toxic irony bro loll i'm just a nice guy and my followers are pretty normal (spotting one of my followers making his way toward us with a bucket of acid) Hey let's cross the street lol. Let's cross the street right here

[in a normal speaking voice from top row of football stadium] Good luck today guys

For many workers the CIO was a response not only to working conditions, but to the threat of a racist right wing authoritarianism and the drum beats of another world war.

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I am on the way to pick up my date 😁