Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple

When cereal boxes came with computer games

Me asking 20 year olds if they know Lauren Conrad

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

Once you see it you can’t unsee it 🫠

good morning i love new york city

ah yes, the real five love languages: - touch starved -my parents never said they were proud of me - i love Things - i’m so exhausted by life pls let me rest for 5 mins - hey pay attention to me

I miss every cat I’ve ever met

well that’s one hell of an authors dedication

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

He from federal way. That’s a real demon

Go to the gym? Eat healthier food? But my hero Indiana Jones was never shown doing either of those two things onscreen

Why did my school randomly do something cool

they are saying being almost 30 is very chic and sexy and in right now

Happy Star Wars Day

Witness is a wild movie because imagine being Amish and minding your business and then Harrison Ford shows up looking like this

Me acquiring material possessions: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me moving my possessions all at once: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.