tw// the property brothers😓

literally take your circle scrub brushes and shove them up your ass

i’ve been domesticated and have realized there is no ecstasy quite like cooking a delicious meal for the people you love

husband shaved his mustache. nobody talk to me while i recover 😔

sometimes i think about the fact that my husband has thigh tattoos and i’m just like ??? that’s so slutty how dare you hussy

living for this sweet potato

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

y’all better not ever be mean to me, cause one thing about my husband? he’ll hurt feelings over me 🙂

i’ve never in my life made sourdough bread, nor do i have any desire too, but you can bet your ass i’m deep in the trenches of these sourdough bread groups on facebook

Me watching the 49ers/Eagles game

when we grow old we’ll find love in every single place

my charity of choice is Wikipedia

when Angelina said “all the whores, shut up” i felt that

Alexis killed Toby Keith

this is so funny

withdrawing from my twitter hiatus to partake in j-lo slander

after bills, how much money do you guys have leftover each week?? it’s for scientific purposes