@alexismarie321_
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linkhttp://banana.com calendar_today23-11-2012 22:28:05
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3 years ago
tw// the property brothers😓
literally take your circle scrub brushes and shove them up your ass
i’ve been domesticated and have realized there is no ecstasy quite like cooking a delicious meal for the people you love
husband shaved his mustache. nobody talk to me while i recover 😔
2 years ago
sometimes i think about the fact that my husband has thigh tattoos and i’m just like ??? that’s so slutty how dare you hussy
living for this sweet potato
🙃
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
y’all better not ever be mean to me, cause one thing about my husband? he’ll hurt feelings over me 🙂
i’ve never in my life made sourdough bread, nor do i have any desire too, but you can bet your ass i’m deep in the trenches of these sourdough bread groups on facebook
Me watching the 49ers/Eagles game
when we grow old we’ll find love in every single place
my charity of choice is Wikipedia
when Angelina said “all the whores, shut up” i felt that
Alexis killed Toby Keith
this is so funny
withdrawing from my twitter hiatus to partake in j-lo slander
after bills, how much money do you guys have leftover each week?? it’s for scientific purposes