insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.

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I love a “this ain’t my liquor” ass bartender 😂

All ima say is I hope I never be in this situation Lmfao

I totally understand homes where one person goes out to work and the other partner takes care of the home. But why will you have 2 adults with 9-5 jobs, in a home and only one person is burdened with all the house work? I don’t get it. I will never get it.

little kids before they do the worst cartwheel you’ve ever seen

For the "there's no reason to carry a gun" crowd

awareness level: 0 drunkenness level: 98 fireproof superpowers: 100

So cute german shepherd

These Dogs done started acting like humans 😂😂😂

this is the energy im trying to match

I made overnight oats to jumpstart a month of clean eating & I can confirm right here, right now that I don’t wanna eat this shit at all.

Thinking about the homeless man in Austin who I used to pay $15 to watch my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine were broken into except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said “I ain’t let em touch this one miss Kenzie!!!”

If you voted Democrat, you’re welcome here. If you voted Republican, you’re welcome here. Your political beliefs play no part in whether or not I like you as a person because I’m grown & I realize that our beliefs are all uniquely based on many factors throughout our lives.