I need to lose 30 pounds in 3 days can I get some tips please

YALL WANNA TALK ABOUT RANGE

Happy February 28th mother fuckers.

what's the worst fruit? i nominate grapefruit

Wow. This is Dallas, TX today where the city’s cowboys have returned for the first time since 1805. The earth is healing, we are the virus 😔

Yall wanna talk about fictional deaths... 😭

tweet aged like fine wine

My first assignment for nursing school went like this: I didn’t know my professor’s name, so when I was setting up my paper I put, “Professor BLAH” as a place holder until I could go back and look up his name. Yup, turned it in like that. Here’s to a good year, Professor BLAH☺️

I demand a public apology from every coach I’ve ever had...

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A person in 2 months can make you feel what a person in 2 years couldn’t.

Have I mentioned Michigan is underrated?

Society Villain VS Actual Villain

Watching Osmosis Jones counts as studying, right?

“ur up early” bold of you to assume i’ve slept

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