selina meyer i hate this country mike mclintock i know

Me walking into Trader Joe’s on a Sunday afternoon

Happy Birthday To Snoopy!

People trying to talk to me about Sisterwives and they open an entire can of worms they aren’t interested in.

Of everything that is good and right in this world Glen Powell apologizing is my favorite.

mine aren’t cancelled so not very mindful, not very demure.

i thank god and jesus every day that i was there in real time when the high school musical trilogy premiered

If you're looking to DO SOMETHING: Knock doors 🚪 Make calls ☎️ Text voters📱 Talk to your friends and family 🗣️

Rick Scott’s the same fraud he’s always been.

Elmo makes a good point

The same director of Easy A also directed Anyone But You and chose Ben’s serenity song to be unwritten.

I just voted!!! Don’t tell us what to do with our coochies!! #Kamala4President

The worst part of Election Day is having to see family members post/repost stupid ass shit like “Doesn’t matter who wins, Jesus is still KING” What does that have to do with literally anything? Is Jesus working on capping the price of insulin?

not a single part of me can comprehend how the race is this close when one of these candidates was convicted of THIRTY-FOUR felony counts five months ago

Trump was right. We're a garbage country.

I hope the male loneliness epidemic eats you maga scum alive. I hope you feel a hole in your soul and feel unloved until your dying day. I hope you rot in your deathbed wondering why women looked at you like you had rabies your whole life as your eyes close for the last time.

if you’re in bed stay in bed

If you’re feeling distraught, you can always take a walk outside. Nothing like a beautiful summer day to take your mind off things

Umm if the department of education doesn’t exist then neither do my student loans