That’s why I don’t use a pillow, duh

It’s not “a octopus” or “a interview” or “a idiot”, IT’S AN, YOU DIPSHITS. You’re AN idiot and you sound like one. I honestly get so worried about the education of this country.

Been searching for this pizza since 1995

I miss the days of yore when you couldn’t see peoples dumbass mics in their YouTube videos. Those little handheld ones make me irrationally angry.

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I just sneezed the most “ahchoo” sounding sneeze and I can’t stop giggling

I also don’t get uninterrupted sleep these days so I’m a little loony 🤪

charizard holding pikachu

At the ripe old age of 35, I’ve played my first games of chess. I didn’t win, but I put up a pretty good fight, I’d say♟️

do u think the moon was happy to see another girl up there

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our good friends in space waiting to be picked up after splashdown

You know, in my 35 years on this planet and all of these “unprecedented times,” I can’t tell you how nice it is to be in this reignited space age. It’s honestly beautiful 💫🌙🚀✨🪐

I was half of March and now I’ve been sick half of April and for basically a whole month of sick and will it ever end PLEASE

POV: It's the late 90s and Nickelodeon is coming at you with infomercial after infomercial