I feel like not calling Riverdale "Teen Peaks" was a missed opportunity.

Not cool autocorrect! Not cool instagram.com/p/BcyOB0xguDey…

Benny is serving scarf realness down the runway. instagram.com/p/Bc30_jrgLnYN…

I could say @GregGutfeldShow is a shill of Fox that could be reporting some actual news but instead wastes his viewers time by making fun of a dude he’s never met, but that’s just too easy. insider.foxnews.com/amp/article/59…

@GregGutfeldShow I could say that Pete Davidson has done more to inform the public on Weekend Update than @GregGutfeldShow has done since Trump was elected in office, but that’s just too easy.

@GregGutfeldShow I could say that I wouldn’t be surprised if I find out someone comes out against @GregGutfeldShow with sexual allegations cause he seems like that kinda guy, but that’s just too easy.

I could say “Hey @GregGutfeldShow, how the fuck is this news? With all the shit going on in the world you decide to attack someone’s ugly tattoo (sorry Pete, it kinda is) when all anyone wants is this country to stop hating one another” but that’s just too easy.

Tonight Tim and I are gonna exchange presents, so I decided to make Irish style Latkes. The war on Christmas shall be mine!

The next idiot that tells me to "stick to acting" should be forced to watch From Justin to Kelly until they agree I should "stick to politics."

Idea for tv show: we follow Paul F. Tompkins through Hong Kong discovering the 24 hour suit shops and see how many he can end up with while still being able to fly home afterward.

Everybody shut up! Steven Universe is back on!!!

Being a tech for #SFSketchfest means finding the perfect timing on fart noises.

Oh selfie kid, you represent all of our hopes and dreams. #SuperBowlHalftime

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys.

Yeah, sounds about right. i.redd.it/0elersat82h01.…

So is the Frankenstein Chronicles on #Netflix a show about all the Sean Bean characters that have died being stitched into one monster? Cause I’d watched the hell out of that

I hate you daylight savings time. I hate you so much.

Three more chances… instagram.com/p/BjLsvtNlaVfX…