Tomorrow is National Donut Day and we are sooo excited. We have so much fun with this holiday. We will be working all night to make as many donuts as we can. Get your orders in now if you want to skip the lines. Retweet for a chance to WIN a dozen donuts a month for a year.

The biggest “Ope” is when you look down and you’re going 97 in a 65

Alright y’all, I need everyone to come together on that fact that I NEED TO GIVE SCOUT A HOME 😢💓 5,000 retweets, go!

Me bringing my last three braincells to my final

Waffles are better than pancakes. Don’t @ me

.......nope

MN friends please help me convince my friends from ND how to say the brand of peanut butter cup correctly

Tomorrow is a new day and a chance to be a better person

College is... having a panic attacking at 4:30 AM because you think you’re gonna be robbed, raped and left for dead meanwhile, it’s just shirtless drunk girl trying to break in because she thinks it’s @dilsac2 room.

Talking about going out tonight... Miranda : I’m neutral like Japan Caleb Frericks : That’s Switzerland you idiot Drew Oberlander : What about WWII Hailee P : Do you know what Pearl Harbor is? I have officially lost hope in Miranda being a knowledgeable human being!

When Sugarland said “dear mom & dad please send money, I’m so broke that it ain’t funny” ...I felt that

it's supper not dinner, you fools!

I wish Hannah Montana didn’t end

It’s Thomas Rhett and Kenny Chesney concert week🎶

How dare you drive the speed limit when I’m late to something due to my own poor time management skills