Think I should date a chef, there food always looks so good? I wanna taste that shit :/

Some siiiiick tunes being played on 5FM, makes up for the crappy weather!!

Sometimes I think my imagination gets the best of me :/

I'm not sure if it's just me, but for some mother freaking reason, whenever I use iTunes(dumbest program on earth) I want to break my PC?

There is only one cookie that has life's answers in, and it's an Oreo... Not a ducking fortune cookie :/

“@ItsGuyThing: Funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems necessary.”Jonathan van Graan

“Steve Stifler: It’s just the way it is ”@Mizz_Wossy

How I feel about this maths test :/ roughly every 3-4mins #engineeringproblems #maths2

Is it ok to wonder if I cross your mind? As much as you interrupt my thoughts?

So after a busy weekend, sleeping for 4 hours, driving at 3am for 7hours... And then having to study :/ maybe I didn't think this through :/

@Mizz_Wossy I don't disagree, but all I'm saying is you don't drink that much :P soooooo ;)

Maaaaybe it's the way, you do your hair, maybe it's the way, you just, sttttanding there, maybe it's the way, you look to me🎶🎶

When somebody says something clean, your mind makes it dirty and your mate picks up the brain wave 😂

“Being called "Baby" has a positive effect on the female brain, causing instant mental stimulation”@Mizz_Wossy yours just means child :P

@Mizz_Wossy #sameboat who wants to be called a child :/ #probablydyingalone and with your clicking back, you might not have long :P

“My girlfriends dad asked me what I do... Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.”@Mizz_Wossy imagine your dad's face :/

@Mizz_Wossy I'd love to sit with a cold beer, on a balcony and just watch as it unfolds :D #guns #crossbow

Sleep? Sleep is for people who are broke, If you sleep you might miss the opportunity to make your dreams a reality! #KeepWorking #Push

Twitter just seems boring now...