at the liquor store helping them lift the gate

What the fuck am I supposed to tweet about at 30 years old

yeah drugs are cool but have you ever spent a really great day with your mom

i hate how networking be feeling like dickriding to me

i hate the accuracy of this

LONG LIVE THE RULER

as a heat fan, fuck the knicks but as a basketball fan, the culture is better when they’re in the playoffs. i gotta admire their blind allegiance.

when i was 18 niggas was smoking blue dream out game leafs and freestyling on TNGHT and Flying Lotus beats at the park off bluetooth speakers from 5 Below and those were probably some of the best bars ive heard in my entire life

“Choppelganger”

CARIBBEAN KIDS: last one reach ah battyman

3 years later and God still inventing new ways to torture this nigga

Lmfao ts hilarious cause men ain’t start it but we finishing it QUICK

Impressive, kid kept it incredibly cool when my goat needed an ear to complain to, even leaned in a bit more towards LeBron, i bet lil man even stepped up to the plate and threw out a supportive “yeah lebron the other team is gay as hell” … keep fighting the good fight lil man.

Unbelievable series of words

lebron will retire at 65 like everybody else

KJADE ꧂ T pain and e40 “tryna get to you n dat monkey” circa 2006

When ass and titty men are having a debate and feet dudes want to chime in

Harden played 17 years and don’t even got a fake outlier series under his belt like 21 Trae or bubble DMitch like this old ass nigga is just fucking sad