Outlook: You have 1 unread email. Me: I do? Where? Outlook: lol, well that’s the big mystery. Anyway, have a fun day!

Crew chief David Guthrie admits after the game that they made the wrong call at the end of regulation between the Knicks and Pistons: “During live play, it was judged that Josh Hart made a legal defensive play. After postgame review, we observed that Hart makes body contact that

EJ gives his take on the ending in Game 4 of New York vs Detroit 🗣️

this is so important. kids should be taught to deal with high volume email correspondence from an early age. it is a crucial skill in the workplace

Whoever the new pope is, Mel Kiper will be furious it's not Shedeur Sanders.

I actually think it’s wrong to bully a child in high school because you’re still mad you suck at swimming

I HATE going to Brieske there #Tigers

Almost at the point where we can call it water fighting its level vs just a bad stretch

Shohei Ohtani, 2025: 1.0 IP, 1 ER Jake Rogers, 2025: 1.0 IP, 1 ER

How has almost the entire Tigers bullpen forgotten how to pitch

We’re gonna have an unfortunate conversation about Jake Rogers soon #Tigers

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck

Main character warns friend group that obviously evil new person is bad news, but suddenly friend group doesn't trust their best friend of many years and trusts the new person for no reason at all, only for main character to get proven right in the end. Friends never apologize

Home run derby announcers in 2025: "With a launch angle to 46 degrees and a bat speed of 103, he hit that ball 476 feet." Home run derby of my youth: "BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK"

God I love New York. Where else can you get an iced coffee.

If it wasn’t panic mode with the Tigers, it certainly is now. Barely even competitive for 12 games now

everyone born between 1990-2002 are still a kid at heart and a senior citizen at knees and back

I'm sorry but it's more than a little creepy that a Republican candidate for Governor (who also happens to be my colleague) appears to be traipsing through the bushes leering into high school classroom windows.

It should be first and second with 1 run in and no one out. That’s a bench worthy mistake from Torkelson.