It’s the American Dream! Becoming rich and famous and then selling your memorabilia to pay for cancer care!

I say this as someone who had a child-free wedding and is now a mom, decline the invite. Respect the bride and groom’s wishes and save yourself the absolute nightmare of January air travel 3 wks pp with a newborn.

Bro is literally married to God like????

A stunning piece of writing that made me ugly cry. This world is not fair.

I need Ben Johnson to know how much he means to me

The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.

driver didn’t like that i was singing along to chappell roan so he switched to a rock station but i know nickelback too bitch

The ghouls on this app are reacting to this the way you'd expect, but they are not real people. Real people--your neighbors, friends, anyone with a conscience--see this and feel angry and sad. Real people know it's wrong.

Thoroughly enjoyed Heated Rivalry and love Hudson and Connor.

Mother— We have lost the battle, but the war will wage as long as I manage this post of Chicago. Defeat may visit us, but it shall not remain. This too shall pass. —CW

i don't really know what to say other than that the people of minnesota are unfathomably brave and their collective strength gives me a ton of hope despite all the tragedy and violence being inflicted by the government. community will always be the most important thing we have

Me when anyone picks on the Heated Rivalry boys

bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today

You can tell Marc Cherry got his start on Golden Girls because this feels very Blanche/Dorothy coded (complimentary)

jar jar was so pusstina here ugh

They tweeting abt Kanye like everyone deserves a second chance and he’s on his 150th chance lmao

yeah it’s called being catholic

Letting my feelings be known #thepitt

I love when people tweet about places in Chicago that I know. I like feeling involved.