Memorial Day weekend is to remember our brave men and women in the armed forces who died the most honorable way possible: at work

My boss is telling me that Air Quantity is much more important than Quality when it comes to the end of the fiscal year

sitting safely inland in a cubicle

Email

On the count of three everyone say your favorite core attribute of a good employee. One.. two… three- Punctuality!! Jinx!! You owe me a coke

I stan the DOW.. but I’d be lying if i said I didn’t enjoy the NASDAQ as well

Running Microsoft Excel in safe mode 🙂

alex bergmans (work) Safety first, Alex!

Let’s see if we can get #business trending! Everyone reply #business if you love business

I would get fired for screwing up the numbers on a spreadsheet of quarterly projections. So I can’t even imagine what my boss would do to me if he found out I was the worst war criminal of all time

i love being Cratchit-coded

Monday tomorrow.. Garfield stays catching L’s but us proud employees stay eating

TGIF

So excited to let my boss know that my work is all done and I now have “Time to Lean”

I hate my job! April fools I love it

The livelong day is the actually the ideal work shift

TGIF

**slams laptop shut until I get back from the bathroom 5 minutes later so I can continue working overtime**

brat Q3 is in full swing

TGIF