First tweet for *ages*, after returning from Punta del Este and Leg 1 of Clipper Round the World Yacht Race ...

🚨 BREAKING: Tory MP Peter Bone has been suspended from the Commons for six weeks There will now be a recall petition in his constituency, which is very likely to lead to another by-election Follows a report which found he bullied and sexually harassed a staff member

Oh blimey.

Bullplop

The Brexiteers have done it! They've returned our country back to being the dirty man of Europe! #BrexitBritain #pollut The Guardian theguardian.com/environment/20…

CEASEFIRE NOW! CEASEFIRE NOW! CEASEFIRE NOW! CEASEFIRE NOW! In the face of unfettered devastation and suffering, humanity must prevail. Demand a ceasefire by all parties to end civilian suffering. Act now ⬇️ amnesty.org/en/petition/de…

Boris Johnson to host his own show on GB News where he can waffle on endlessly about big domestic and international issues without the responsibility of ever having to do anything about them. Just like when he was Prime Minister

Lovely try for England Rugby ... what a line from Earl #RWC2023

Top start from England Rugby. Now: can they maintain the pressure *and* keep scoring points when on offer...? #ARGvENG

Hi all... I know I've only just "resurfaced", and all, but I'd really appreciate any donations you feel able to make to my Movember efforts, this year again... Thanks in advance 🧡 movember.com/m/alexbellars?…

Anyone want out of here? DM for 💙 code...

I think credit where credit is due. Underfunding - all yours. Lack of teachers - yours too. Special school provision on its knees through lack of investment - 3 from 3. Ofsted still no significant changes following Ruth - smashing it. Buildings unsafe - a clean sweep.

BREAKING: Boris Johnson said he agreed that 'we should let the old people get it [coronavirus] and protect others' from national lockdown [On Covid fatalities] 'The median age is 82-81 for men & 85 for women. That is above life expectancy. So get covid and live l longer'

I feel like I’ve been punched in the stomach after reading Boris Johnson’s messages this morning. They are psychotic. 1/6

Lot's of codes now available. Come and get 'em

🔥 Conservative peer Sayeeda Warsi says Home Secretary Suella Braverman is “dangerous and divisive” and some of her colleagues in government “project as patriots but are indeed arsonists”

If any #mfltwitterati are seeking a new space to rebuild the network we worked so hard to create in this increasingly murky arena... there is a brighter place just over there... #bluesky

"Generally accepted" by whom?