babe, is everything ok? we're halfway through galadriel's opening monologue in the fellowship of the ring and you've barely simultaneously recited any of the lines from memory

me: wow, what an interesting tweet, I'd love to read it twitter refreshing my feed:

today i feel like boromir laughing and saying “i care not” whilst obviously caring very much

Bilbo Baggins on his eleventy-first birthday

daemon when they asked who would kill the baby #HOTD #DemDragons

Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - if you wear wigs - if you have worn wigs - if you WILL wear wigs - WHEN you will wear wigs

me the instant I step on the first crunchy leaf of the season:

Monday tomorrow 😭

The ideal day: