The Science

I love watching the difference between regular people seeing metals gain such huge value and celebrating it and stackers seeing it and saying "oh sweet fuck the apocalypse is coming"

Fathers, no matter how tired you are when you get home from work, remember this. One day, they’ll stop asking you to play. And you’ll wish you were this tired again.

dear schizos and conspiracy theorists. the good news is you were right. the bad news is you were right

There is NOTHING better than coming home to kids. The excitement on their faces running full speed at me is an insanely rewarding and joyous feeling.

the kids kept saying 67 i didn't realize it was a price target

Bruh 😭

Remember that time in Georgia that the election was so secure they blew up the governors son in law to make sure he’d certify it?

My condolences to the libs that were counting on Trump being negatively impacted by the release of the Epstein files lmao

Idk how/if Elon will spin this, but I don’t think you can land on the moon. God made the Earth/humans, but decided the moon’s purpose was to be a rock that controls the tides and occasionally makes people act retarded? Yeah ok. Focused electromagnetic phenomena/plasma Thus,🪞

My brain at 2am: