Labubu is what Joe Biden would accidentally call Shia LaBeuof

I’m locking in.

damn I need a piano and some whiskey right now

Well. It’s tomorrow.

“For what it’s worth” it’s not. It’s worth nothing.

Taking a lunch break (staring into the sea as the gentle rain falls)

how it feels not having any sympathy for charlie kirk at all right now

Me trying to post about the s’mores brownies I made from scratch on the timeline right now:

Flags should have been flown half-staff for her too.

these are the guys in charge of catching the shooter btw they are never finding that mf

yeah the 6 piece combo president #fatass 😂🤦‍♂️

Decided I’m just gonna use my account to spam harass Republican figures

Henry James knew

It's giving friends

It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business is it

A guy who POSTED ON REDDIT helped law enforcement officials narrow in the suspect in the Brown University shooting. "I'm being dead serious. The police need to look into a grey Nissan with Florida plates, possibly a rental. That was the car he was driving..." CBS News

I'm gonna buy LinkedIn and rename it locked in

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this

Wow this medium Dunkin' iced coffee is so good I think I am going to Shit My Pants