Eu na cadeira do cinema me segurando para não dançar todas as músicas que tocarem no filme do Michael Jackson:

Accidentally said ‘Circle K’ instead of ‘CVS’ when Urgent Care asked me what pharmacy I use

Jamahl Mosley in the huddle

Wagner, Bane, and Banchero

Drummond dagger if I was a Magic fan I'd blow my head smoove off

This nasty bitch spent 200k to build migrant housing instead of just paying a guy $20 an hour. She wants slave labor.

KD was playing damn near 40 minutes a game now look at us

If Minnesota keeps playing with pace they'll win this series cause Jokic and Murray don't have the stamina to keep up

Gee i wonder what element sokka of the water tribe would bend

Ime Udoka cheated on Nia Long and we trusted this man to lead our basketball team. This is what we deserve.

What OKC is going to do to either of these teams will be unwatchable

Tari Eason better not take that many shots ever again

We genuinely spend half a decade meticulously rebuilding just to get dogged by 41 year old LeBron & friends

He's still doing it

“Just hoop bitch ass nigga” in corporate terms

Christian Braun if shooting 1/2 at the free throw line was a good thing in basketball