Filing a class action lawsuit against the NYT Modern Love column for the “36 Questions that lead to love” because it hasn’t worked ONCE in the TEN times I’ve done it.

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS YOU GOTTA WATCH THE LEFTOVERS YOU GOTTA GET THROUGH SEASON 1 FOR 2 BRO THE “INTERNATIONAL ASSASSIN” S02E08 ALONE IS WORTH IT

🍅 Pomodoro technique but each 25 period I discover a new thing to hard lock myself out of since that’s what distracted me for 25 minutes: Discord Board game site Reddit … What’s next: Twitter? Facebook? YNAB?

Wow I do not use this after all

The game plan

It’s giving Wes Anderson American Express commercial

I’m on dumb bitch probation until my PO says I’m ready to return to society in all forms and fashions (Left my car with my windows down and all my shit just sitting there for an hour in public)

07 Feb 2023

🧹☠️🫶😘 clean poisons with me xoxo

Asking someone if they want advice/feedback before I give it is something I want to practice more because it’s respectful but also it feels chadded to hear them say yes.

I try but it’s easy to be 👨‍⚖️ or 🔪 or 🗣️🗣️🗣️

MY tOxiC tRAiT Is WheN I QuOTe SomEOnE i dO tHeiR VoICe

The trick to stealing battery power out of an EV car is that you gotta suck on the cable to get the electricity flowing before you plug it into your portable battery. I learned that during the electricity shortage of ‘32

**HRH counts cause she’s quite the character

More games should have Sanity meters besides horror/eldritch stories. I want to see the Rocket League cars start to melt and spectres appear above the arena as the teams volley back and forth across the pitch.

kind of what elf bars are giving

The jankiest car passing you on the highway but its bumper is taped up with bullet journal washi tape