please do not april fools me i am already kind of stupid

I don't know anything ever

trans person: im trans society: ok gay guy walking into the function: okay cuz THISSSS little piggy just got to the clerb bitchhhhhhhhh. Mike Tyson trying to say shrimp: Thrimp

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

Being bald on easter is so crazy like damn I'm the eggs

The Lobster has collected the most eggs this year and is now The Easter Winner.

Is it ethical to have fun and be yourself

Once again this is the proper response when a man hits you

today is at least one whale’s birthday

Shrimps is bugs!

gonna eat 7 edibles and telepathically apologize to everyone in My mind

the cat hair is part of the fit

(boops your nose) fuck you

i will never shut up about my cat!

I got a dog named Koozie and my neighbor Darell is obsessed with him. He sends me texts when he is drunk😭😭

ahh to be a fat bear floating down a river

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

arguing with a cat is insane but i be doing it