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Inspired by #Quiz and due to having nothing better to do... here are some of my favourite ‘waves’ from hopeful contestants on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Starting with this dainty effort from Brian.

Ooops Nella just lost the audience- what a twat #ImACelebrity

😂👏🏻

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Hi Nella. Fuck off

Hi Nella, you’re thunder twat. I hate you with passion

FFS!! …..this person has won Xmas. 🎄 WOW!!

What is the capital city of Thailand?

3. When BBC Look North said “good boy” instead of “goodbye”

Victoria Derbyshire 15. When BBC Midlands Today said this about cheese at the end of an item about cheese rolling

The inimitable Ravi Shastri describing India’s collapse in a way only he can.

Enjoy a trick shot video, hate the “let’s go” shut the fuck up

SAN MARINO WON.

Rugbys gone shit. Dominated by yellow and red cards. Shambles

Ok…then fuck it, since you’ll never see it. I can let you know. I won the whole thing and made the best dishes ever tasted on the show. Gregg Wallace said, and I quote- “this quiche is so tasty that I’m going to pull its pants down and roger it senseless right now.”

think hayls has got gonorrhea, fuckin hell THANKS NORRIS

me and hayley just had our tea.. 69