if you're still in line to piss on a trump vance sign STAY IN LINE!!!

Donald Trump has won the 2024 election. Four years after launching an unprecedented attack on democracy and leaving the White House in disgrace, the convicted felon will return to Washington, DC, as the 47th president of the United States. 🔗: vanityfair.visitlink.me/xOOxGE

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters

Hitting the last three words in the headline

ladies and gentlemen, the sign-off 🫡

Cinema

THIS IS OUR SQUAD

"butt ass naked" is one of the best english phrases i think

Today in The Washington Post we published a portion of the known names of 18,500+ Gazan children killed in the war, in Arabic and English. We could only fit 18% of the names on these 2 pages – it would have taken 5 more pages to list them all:

Trump loses Nobel Peace Prize he shamelessly campaigned for time.com/7324832/trump-…

This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could

stickin' to sports

Ellen Burstyn performance in “Requiem for a Dream” (2000) still haunts me to this day. It honestly blows my mind that she didn’t win the Oscar for it.

Even if you take the conservative defense of each ICE killing, you’re left with “We haphazardly scaled up a poorly trained police force to storm into neighborhoods that voted against the president, where we antagonize the local population until someone resists arrest, and then we

I played catch w/my wife the day she was diagnosed with cancer. I didn’t know what else to do. Then I put that ball away. “After you beat this, we will play catch w/ this ball again. Then I’m throwing it away.” I wasn’t sure when that would be until Megan told me #catcheveryday

Unconscionable that the Post won't be covering the Capitals on a daily basis. Thinking of Bailey Johnson and all of the incredible journalists who have covered hockey at the Post - particularly women. Their work was indelible. From Johnson to Pell to Khurshudyan to Carrera, all

Bad Bunny half time had everything you'd want: energy, production, a good message, ass.

What. A. Weekend. 🇺🇸