i love the mini carts at grocery stores. something abt them !!!!!! 🥰😩✋

SNOOP DOGG! QUE HOMEM! 🥰 #PepsiHalftime

Snoop’s style will never be topped

Catch me in the Indianapolis Colts version of this @ Lucas Oil Stadium

A bowel movement can really make or break a day

Last night my boyfriend legitimately cried when Pujols got signed… and I thought I was dramatic 🙃

it is 91 degrees outside put that natural deodorant DOWN

"I'd rather me mate cry on me shoulder than go to his funeral next week." Power message by Paddy

But Bader had nicer hair St. Louis Cardinals 😭

As I handed an unhoused person some supplies yesterday, they asked me "Aren't you gonna take a picture?" It's so common for people to drop stuff off and take a picture that some of them have come to expect it and that's the grossest shit I've ever heard.

people have been sending these reactions to me all weekend and i’m in truly in awe ♥️this means the world to me 💗😭

*checks colts game before talking to bf season*

I miss when my friends were actually funny on Twitter.

Me asking Ben Snider for a puppy for the third Christmas in a row:

I don’t trust people that make tacos with cold tortillas.

Third Christmas my boyfriend hasn’t surprised me with a puppy… I hate it here.

Darn. Not again.