I'ma binge all the Purge movies.

Remember to always be true to yourself.. unless some folks get upset by that.

Driving to a gig tonight and this gem by Living Colour popped up on shuffle. Great memories of driving up and down Revere Beach with Dane Cook blasting this and Elvis is Dead on a loop for hours! #loverearsitsuglyhead youtu.be/MQcPB1WkISI

And this, everyone, is the greatest video of all time:

Last time I really enjoyed the news, it was with Huey Lewis.

If I do get covid I hope I get the Omicronbie & Fitch variant so I can look good with no shirt.

Ok so Dane Cook just sent me this vid. Florida, 2010 the night before the Super Bowl. We just finished performing at the local stadium for 20,000 people. This is me (doing my impression of Prince's hype man) kicking off the Official DC after party for these beautiful fans. Enjoy.

The harsh reaction to Joe Rogan has got me thinking that what's been labelled 'misinformation' is just information they'd like us to miss.

I've been left my whole life.. but some of you are so wrong you're making me sound right.

Sh*t…

Hey Putin, quit being such a jerk! (it's ok for me to say this.. some of my best friends invade countries.)

It's a good one, two road dogs reflecting on our lack of work through the pandemic, and both of us having extremely niche skills that don't translate to too many other career paths. You can listen wherever you get your podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/.../the-daniel… open.spotify.com/show/24rTY5TB0…

Will Smith attacked Chris Rock and then helped us all heal by explaining how tough God’s plan for him is.

One wonders if a comedian had slapped an actor, would they have ignored it?

I'm an anti-slapper and I don't care who knows it..

From ScoMo to AnAl.. well done Australia!

My 8 y.o. daughter's friend: God doesn't like you if you lie. My 8 y.o. daughter: Then God doesn't like anyone.

You know that muck that grows on the dish drying rack.. I sell that on ebay as kimchi starter 😁

Dearest Australia, I did a lil set for JFL. Airing June 26 on Channel 10 (remember television?) As you can see it gets emotional.

This is tonight! Channel 10 Australia #jflsydney #NSFW