Dane Cook

I wish Norm Macdonald was alive to post today.

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s hard to wrap your head around this one.

No one had a good April Fools “bit” today. They all sucked.

The Fuck

NEW PODCAST ALERT! Finally made it on to the fun and funny #PeteandSebastianShow w/ Sebastian Maniscalco and #PeteCorreale ! We chatted all things movies, comedy, and most importantly, my meeting
w/ Tom Cruise. Thanks for having me on fellas. 🔥🔥🔥

A deleted scene from the masterpiece which is ‘Waiting’ has people (me) asking is Floyd the inspiration for Deadpool? Take a gander at this choice cut that didn’t make the 5 second rule when it hit the edit room floor.

Steve Martin life story doc in Apple TV proves he really is a fan of mine.

We’re very pleased that Dane Cook can give you another Tommy Cruise story on The Pete and Sebastian Show.

This week’s special guest on #peteandsebastianshow is Dane Cook. Watch and stream at linktr.ee/peteandsebasti…

Hey guess what? There’s a (insert Apple iOS version) update coming for (insert Apple product) expected to be the most groundbreaking update yet. Brand new (insert Apple product) are releasing soon, more info expected at (insert Apple event month / year).

The FALLOUT⚡️ pilot is near perfect. I am into this one. Can't wait to check out ep 2 tonight.

There was a time east coast humor ruled the world but there are so many funny comics west coast these days. There are fewer killers back east these days. Those comics that are undeniable.

seeing 'botn and raised' on a gci logo is weird and annoying to me. companies don't get birthed.

Your life dreams are personal so don’t overshare. If someone isn’t meant to be a part of them, contribute to your goal or champion you towards.. don’t tell anyone shit. Just show’em.

Dane Cook So you could rip his jokes again?

whoa oh shit ok -- yes -- didn't expect -- damn -- yes and yes

It’s crazy how easy it is to lie on the Internet and have it get traction as truth. It’s like the worst high school cafeteria table in tenth grade.