“Do you mind, lady?”

Wolverine would just squint his eyes at her. “Uh, I guess not, cowgirl. I see you started morning drinking before I did.”

Does not disagree.

“Well that doesn’t sound fun at all. Consider it my job to get you black out drunk!” He’d begin laughing before tossing her a beer.

“Stop sipping, chug it like an X-Man!”

“Scottie boy’s over there kissing the green lady? Guess that means Emma’s mine.”

“Hey, I don’t blame you. I’d choose that option too, but just letting you know I got the cuter one now.”

“Yea, so they can see what being with a real man’s like.”

“Well I seem to remember Scott affording it, then me comforting you after he broke your heart.”

“I’m not trying to fight with you either, I’m simply stating my intentions.”

“I’m well aware of this, don’t think hiding in your book makes my statement any less true though.”

“I think we need to get a drink.”

“When would you like to go?”

“You asked for it, I just gave it to ya!”

Walks straight to the bar looking for beer. #StarkExtravaganza

“Kid, have a beer with me.” @BinaryClaws. |#StarkExtravaganza|

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His hair resembles horns if that counts. They saved the real ones for Jessica.

Fuck off, bub.