… …yeah.

what is it, guy? i’m sort of busy here.

oh. hot.

i dunno. you tell me. DID it happen?

hi guys. i’m wallace and i just got fired.

depends. what does this job entail?

…seems simple enough. wait. you’re not roping me into any sort of scheme, are you? some act of indecency? like, is there a catch? do you put human meat inside your baked goods, or am i completely wrong?

1,000th day of ramona trying to adopt all the stray children she sees, probably to repair her own mommy and daddy issues. what a show.

I’M mad because it’s not pride month? wow. that’s SO problematic. you’re saying that i’m nothing more than my gayness. it’s true, but it’s rude and it hurts.

RAMONA IS A MISOGYNIST, COMMUNIST, HOMOPHOBE AND UTILITARIAN. GET HER ASS.

oh, so you aren’t denying that you’re any of those OTHER things? checkmate. it’s over, rammy.

joke’s on you, my mom is actually on her deathbed and what you just said is actually extremely harmful. …i’ve been hanging with julie lately. i think her bitchy behavior might be rubbing off on me, but i don’t really care to fix it. my life fucking sucks balls.

YES. yes. i need a hug so bad.

have i ever told you guys how much i love men? i have no straight thoughts. smile emoji. 😃

mobile pookie bear i miss you so much come ba

been thinking about moving.

probably. what’s a good place to move that isn’t in america?

i’m fashionably late. still willing to give me a peck?

<3 so, like… are you single?

I̺͆’m̺͆ e̺͆v̺͆e̺͆r̺͆y̺͆t̺͆h̺͆i̺͆n̺͆g̺͆ y̺͆o̺͆u̺͆ l̺͆a̺͆c̺͆k̺͆, S̺͆c̺͆o̺͆t̺͆t̺͆y̺͆. I̺͆ w̺͆i̺͆l̺͆l̺͆ a̺͆l̺͆w̺͆a̺͆y̺͆s̺͆ b̺͆e̺͆ b̺͆e̺͆t̺͆t̺͆e̺͆r̺͆ t̺͆h̺͆a̺͆n̺͆ y̺͆o̺͆u̺͆ e̺͆v̺͆e̺͆r̺͆ c̺͆o̺͆u̺͆l̺͆d̺͆..